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Joke of the Day
"My grandfather, bless him, he can't really do what he used to Bomb the Germans."
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"If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry"
"So, Burt and Ernie are just sitting at home, when Burt looks over at Ernie and asks, ""Hey Ernie, do you want to get some ice cream?"" Then Ernie said, ""Sure Burt."""
"I went to the zoo the other day,... there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."
"[OC] How to tell if you're gay... If when you fap, you like the feeling because there's a dick in your hand, rather than liking it because there's a hand around your dick - You're gay."
"What part of ""No"" don't you understand? Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What? You're a squirrel? Sorry"
"masturbate."
"I can see what happens at the end of Trump's presidency I have 2020 vision."
"What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!"
"What's the difference between tumblr and a gun? The gun has only one trigger"