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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead."

"Thought of this whilst snacking. If one chick pea kills another chick pea... Is that considered Humuscide?"

"Guess who just got laid! Not me. Probably someone, but not me."

"why is it so hard to solve a murder in Kentucky? Because everyone is related and there are no dental records."

"i don't know if that's a burrito in your pocket or if you're happy to see me but at that size i'd be interested in both"

"What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend? ""IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"""

"Did you know that Iceland... ...is only one sea away from Ireland?"

"Knock knock Who's there? Dewt dew de dew dew Dewt dew do dew dew who? Menah Menah"

"Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob from your grandma.. It's all good until you look down."

"Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked."