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"What kind of bees give you milk Boobies"
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"Breastfeeding your infant is important. But what about the wings and thighs? Should I just leave the whole KFC bucket in the crib?"
"I went to get myself a glass of punch but..."
"""U can legally stab someone if u suspect they're a Gary."" -no you can't *pulling knife from sheath* ""Sounds like somthin a Gary would say"""
"61% of internet traffic is from bots... ...the other 39% is Reddit users manically hitting refresh to check their upvotes on new posts"
"What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe."
"[using Ouija Board] ""Will i ever find true love--"" ""NEW GHOST WHO DIS"""
"Did you hear about the midget Trump supporter? Apparently, he's a little racist."
"When your phone is wet, put it in a bag of rice ...the rice will attract Asians, and they will proceed to fix your phone."
"""I'm quite content on this side of the street, thank you."" -- No squirrel ever."