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Joke of the Day
"My jokes are like my women.. I don't have any"
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"A famous pornstar died yesterday. My penis was at half-mast."
"Great weight loss tip: Become an astronaut."
"When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does."
"I don't blame pedophiles all the time, After all, there's a child in all of us."
"What is Zoolander's least favourite sport? Nascar If you can even call it a sport."
"[trying to get a massage] How much for a happy ending? ""Sir, this is a library!"" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending?"
"A masochist and a sadist are doing their thing... The masochist says: ""Hit me"" and the sadist answers: ""no..."""
"Today is Stevie Nicks' birthday. She is 67 years old. I wonder what that is in goat years?"
"Just trying to figure out how the text box works"