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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"

"Snow is like the Jews ... Won't make you feel uncomfortable as long as you have a working furnace"

"What's the difference between a mining company and priests? A mining company puts miners in shafts."

"My friend payed me to write a construction jobs for him. It's still a work in progress, just trying to get it hammered out. You know what, I think I just nailed it."

"If I've ever been described as ""athletic"", it was probably meant as a combination of the words ""athlete"" and ""pathetic""."

"What's the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole."

"look, men and women are BIOLOGICALLY different. ever since the cave man times boys have loved cars and girls have loved toy ovens"

"Young people don't relate to George Foreman. That's why, today, I'm introducing the Skrillex Grillex."

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is... .... you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club"

"Today, I woke up an optimist. He punched me in the face."