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Joke of the Day

"Mike Huckabee calls Obama a ""pretend Christian"", and if anyone's an expert on ""pretend Christians"", it's Mike Huckabee."

"HR: Do you use the visualization exercises from the anger management class? Me: Yes, I picture a swarm of bees attacking co-workers."

"Freedom Isn't Free, So Stop Whining And Pay Your Taxes."

"The TSA was like ""Damn how did you get out of Iraq?"" Iran"

"I was kicked out of the military because I got gonorrhea It was a dishonorable discharge"

"Rather than Anti-psychotic drugs, I prefer a more friendlier tone like Pro-sanity pills."

"I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I'm not approachable or one of their kind"

"Soles Never buy shoes from a ginger. They have no soles"

"What comes at the end of every Ray Rice joke? the punchline"

"Facebook needs a ""who cares?"" button."