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Joke of the Day
"Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way"
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"My friend once talked me out of jumping off a building with my new homemade glider wings. He said I didnt understand the gravity of the situation."
"I have to pee every hour, on the hour. ...it's like cockwork"
"I have a silly friend named Oedipus... He's a stupid motherfucker."
"Why was the Energizer Bunny in court? Because it was charged with battery."
"What did the mama bison say to her son when he went off to college Bison. :> get it?"
"I shall final no more forever. -Schooling Bull"
"If I could have dinner with anybody living or dead, I would choose someone who is dead so I didn't have to listen to them chew."
"""Life"" is like a box of chocolates: they're both food that come in boxes"
"The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she's pretty he's not my friend."