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Joke of the Day

"Co-worker felt bad about throwing away a donation request from the Alzheimer's Association. I told him not to worry, they won't remember who they sent those to anyway."

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"Sorry I didn't text you back, my hands are sore from karate chopping loaves of bread in half and feeding them to starving children all day."
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"Justin Bieber was caught smoking weed. Right now weed is denying it to its cool friends."
"Stop calling hurricanes names, you're just giving them the attention that they want"
"What did one piece of butter say to the other? Aaayyy mah butter from another udder"
"Police Officer Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"Just saw a bundt so big and beautiful I changed my sexual orientation to cake."
"My wife found a spot between her boobs this morning. The doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button"