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Joke of the Day

"An apple a day keeps my fruit-picking business trapped in bankruptcy."

"How can you tell when a bar is haunted? It's full of Boo's and Spirits."

"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."

"Conspiracy theories are like moon landings. They're all fake"

"Maybe Jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back."

"A pizza delivery guy knocks on the door Two men answer the door and invite him inside. They ask him if he wants to have a threesome. He replies, ""just the tip please""."

"Decided to sell my vacuum today well, it was just collecting dust. /thank you Tim Vine"

"What do you call a dog that doesn't eat meat? A vegiterrier!"

"The ""Ooooo"" the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when I finally take a shower."

"Surround yourself with people that can't handle their alcohol, so you can drink theirs after they pass out."