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Joke of the Day

"What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? ""Oh no! I've made a huge MooseSteak!"""

"I went swimming the other day and nearly drowned. 2 families were there to pull me out. The Smith family and the Ball family. Luckily I was pulled out by the Smiths I went swimming the other day..."

"Mom, why is the internet so slow Well, either your brother loads something down or your sister loads something up."

"How do you make a pool table laugh? Jiggle its balls"

"What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline"

"I used to be a cock sucker, then I took an arrow to knee."

"Its all shits and giggles. Until someone giggles and shits."

"What do you call Samsung store security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy."

"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In a Putin"

"Girl, did you fall out of heaven? Cause you're showing signs of deranged cognitive abilities in your brain highly suggestive of Post-concussion syndrome."