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Joke of the Day
"What did the music thief do in college? Take notes."
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles (tentacles)."
"2 men knock on an Essex girls door. ""Hello love how would you like double glazing?"",they ask. ""Oh go on then"", she replies falling to her knees, ""just not in my eyes"""
"What did Robin Williams suicide note say? ""Sorry guys...I gotta go see about a girl."""
"How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office? Erections"
"Introverts don't get ready for a party. They gather strength for a party."
"Firestien just came out with a new Jewish tire. It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too."
"The blind circumcisionist What happened to the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack! Don't think Circumcisionist is a real word but it sounds better then surgeon or urologist."
"What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks? A seasoned veteran."
"Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington"