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Joke of the Day
"My biological clock is wheezing."
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"How do Muslims like their food served? Allah Carte"
"Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie? White privilege"
"If Russia tried to take Turkey from behind... ... do you think Greece would help ?"
"How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore? He/she barely even cuts it anymore."
"What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her."
"What is the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family."
"what do you do if you see your ex , running around in your front yard covered in blood and screaming for help ? stay calm . reload . and try again."
"Was accused of animal abuse for using an electric collar but bitch kept calling it ""domestic violence"""
"Welcome to Passive Aggressive Club. We all got here early, but you just take your time."