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Joke of the Day

"Just because a lot of guys want you doesn't mean you're wifey material. Just know, cheap items have many buyers. @MaleHonesty86"

"A farmer and his herd of cows walk into a bar. The bartender says to the farmer ""We don't serve your kine here."""

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies."

"Today I played chess with some old men in the park. It was hard to round up 32 of them."

"I got a new fishing boat. I call it the master baiter."

"A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says, ""how does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"" ""not bad,"" replies Juan,""after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"""

"Just got the iPhone 7. It helped me lose weight! I now have no money to eat for 2 months"

"Longest English word: 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi' Longest Spanish word: 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL'"

"If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,""Help, they've turned me into a parrot"", you are wasting everybody's time."

"The car you buy should say something about you, and not just ramble on about itself like you're not even there."