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Joke of the Day

"how do you kill two priests toss a small boy between them and watch them fight to the death. The winner has to fight Michael Jackson"

"How do you get an anorexic chick in bed? Well, it ain't a piece of cake."

"I'm not saying I'm a bad cook. But how long does pasta stay in the toaster?"

"My Wife is refusing to fry any food and is insisting on eating healthier. She is turning into a Kitchen Nazi. She keeps sticking everything in the oven."

"I'm at my most Mexican when I'm chatting about a movie and I suddenly pronounce Antonio Banderas like a Telemundo newscaster."

"I accidently filled the escort with diesel.... And she died."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Fresh and white."

"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went."

"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush? You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile."