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Joke of the Day

"Don'tcha wish your g/f was fun like me? *plays Twister* Don'tcha wish your g/f was a freak like me? *regurgitates a jellyfish* Don'tcha...?"

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist."

"Even that crack on the wall becomes more interesting when you're meant to be studying."

"Sea jokes aren't for little kids. They're too salty."

"""Whoever smeal it, dealt it""... ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""

"Where do shadowbanned Redditors go? To the PAO Camp."

"What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels"

"Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says ""I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"""

"Is this the Alcoholics helpline? Operator: ""Yes."" Caller: ""Can you tell me how to make Sangria?"""

"I was on the bus with my gf and this smoking hot Thai chick sat next to me. I thought ""don't get a boner, don't get a boner."" But she did."