98319

Joke of the Day

"My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work... Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapus"

"My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do... Apparently ""your daughter"" wasn't the right answer."

"Dude the goverment isn't spying on you. You're not interesting *meanwhile in a secret base* ""dont let him say that to you. You're amazing"""

"The best joke you'll never hear"

"Did you hear about the tornado that swept through the cemetery? Hundreds dead."

"I just sold some Viagra to a guy who thought it was Adderall. He's going to have a very hard test tomorrow."

"What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs? A condescending con, descending."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite album? The Wall"

"What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!"