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Joke of the Day

"I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it."

"People are always telling me I look like Hagrid from Harry Potter. I've never seen the movies, but she must be a beautiful gal."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, and one's a busty crustacean."

"My 8 year old sister's joke: There were 12 fish in a pond. One of the dies. Why did the water level in the pond rise? -Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies."

"I just killed a man and his death is everywhere! (Ate a piece of toast and made some crumbs, dramatized for your entertainment *bow*)"

"What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common? Both of them are hard to pull out of."

"What is the last sound you hear before a pussy hair hits the ground? (spitting sound)"

"WebMD's slogan should be ""It could be nothing.. but its probably cancer."""

"You Are What Your Eat I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was basically cannibalism."

"What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer? Pokemon Uranium"