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Joke of the Day

"I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it."

"Want to hear a dumb, old joke? Hillary Clinton. Want to hear a dumber, older joke? Wherefore doth the chicken cross the road? Want to hear the oldest, dumbest joke I've heard? Donald Trump."

"What do stoners ride to school? The cannibus"

"Doctor: this might hurt a little bit Me: okay Doctor: i like you, but only as a friend"

"I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony. I just imagined everyone with their clothes on."

"""It's pronounced poor-shah, not por-shh."" ""Ok, got it doo-shah."""

"I'd be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer."

"Guys who resent their friends for not sharing their hair products are gel less."

"I spent the entire day hanging out at the swimming pool Until someone told me and I eventually tucked it back in."

"This one trick will make you feel young again. Made you look."