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Joke of the Day

"WebMD's slogan should be ""It could be nothing.. but its probably cancer."""

"I tell people to have a great weekend at noon on Mondays hoping they won't talk to me for the rest of the week."

"I've written a book about reverse psychology Please don't buy it."

"After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c*nt."

"Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar. I hate Bounty Hunters."

"What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!"

"Febreze commercial: ""Now we remove her blindfold and..."" *has panic attack, stabs camera man, vomits, jumps out closed window*"

"Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire? Turns out two Wongs don't make a Reich."

"So I was talking to my blond friend I was telling her that I was named after a character from a tv show. She replied: ""What was their name?""."

"The Pope walks into a mosque The Imam asks ""Why the wrong faith?"""