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Joke of the Day
"WebMD's slogan should be ""It could be nothing.. but its probably cancer."""
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"I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day.. Or you can just take the whole thing."
"What's the most casual crime you can commit? Shooting the breeze."
"What does a DrugLord and a TimeLord have in common... They both have two hearts, but one keeps his spare in a cooler."
"Your honor, the victim was stabbed 18 times. (Capri Sun Court)"
"Why don't deaf guys eat pusseh? They never heard of it."
"How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!"
"A man bets his friend he can mildly irritate everyone by saying and doing nothing."
"Did you know that Diarrhea can kill you? Even if you only drink a little bit."
"So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?"