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Joke of the Day

"What is the last sound you hear before a pussy hair hits the ground? (spitting sound)"

"Q: Did you hear about the burned down tree? A: It was ash."

"I find the f1 key really attractive. I think I need help."

"I don't have a vagina, but I'm pretty sure sex feels a lot like cleaning your ear out with a Q-tip."

"Honey, I Shrunk Wrapped the Samdwiches for the Kids' Lumches is There Anythimg Else You Want Me to Do You Kno Theres a Big Game Tonigt Right"

"I really can't walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need someone to drink the drink, I'm your man."

"What's better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics? Having legs."

"My co worker just asked if I could help file some documents. I said I was working on a huge project while she watched me play solitaire."

"I guess you could say Luke Skywalker single-handedly defeated the empire. I told this joke to someone in a dream, and when I woke up I realized it was actually funny."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Yes ! Who is there! HortonHearsA Who !"