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Joke of the Day
"What did the knife say to the pretty lady? Nothing, she knew what was coming..."
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"take your time pedestrians we're not dreaming of mowing you down at all"
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!"
"I'm not saying I've got a girl crush on you, I'm just saying lesbiadorable together."
"""What's better than a happy smiling baby?"" ""Personal freedom and disposable income?"" ""You make it really hard to talk to you sometimes."""
"Peadophiles are just fucking immature assholes"
"Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box."
"Why does the can crusher hate his job? Because it's soda pressing."
"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I cant jelly my dick in your mouth"
"When I get caught smoking in a restaurant, I pretend I'm blind and tell them the cigarette is my seeing eye dog."