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Joke of the Day
"What did the knife say to the pretty lady? Nothing, she knew what was coming..."
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"I may be delusional, but at least every single person I've ever met is in love with me"
"What do fish call a submarine? Unidentified Floating Object"
"If wrestlers have biceps, and bodybuilders have triceps, what do surgeons have? Forceps (I hate my shit life)"
"Marriage is like a seesaw. It's not fun if one of them is fat."
"When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?) you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say? My little joke"
"Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s? Under his buccan-hat."
"Relationship Status: Even my alarm clock stops responding to me after I bang it"
"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"
"i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead"