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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part about roller-blading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Steven Gerard has finished his book about his football career, the problem is that he hasn't got a Title..."

"An Art Thief is Sitting in His Driveway... He didn't have any Monet, to buy Degas, to make his Van Gogh."

"I got throw out of university for plagiarism... Their words, not mine."

"Did you know they are making an action movie about the great composers? Arnold Schwarzeneggar says he'll be Bach."

"Someone flipped me off so I threw my wallet at him and said ""I love you."" He didn't even die. Killing people with kindness is hard."

"Have you heard the one about the Imaginary man? You haven't? Me neither!"

"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ? I didn't even know he was sick !"

"When God created china he knew he would never have to make anything else again....."

"Oops. Everyone brought their ""see you next year""s to work today and I only brought my throat slashing gesture."