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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale."

"Crueless joke Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"WIFE: Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote? ME: [bleeding profusely] So... not a dog"

"I clicked ""Submit a Joke"" before thinking of what I'd say Now I know how the Republican party feels."

"I ordered some glue online but it hasn't arrived yet Must have gotten stuck in the post."

"The last Post-It note in a pack should be a preprinted reminder to pick up more Post-It notes."

"What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him? Amen"

"Is is best to do your homework on an empty stomach or a full stomach? It's best to do it on paper."

"According to chemists, alcohol IS a solution..."

"Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs? Because he ate too much of them."