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Joke of the Day

"Why do French tanks come equipped with rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"Three men walked into a bar Thought one of em had seen it."

"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large"

"Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes? Because two wongs don't make a white!"

"What did the man say when the bass was too loud for his ears? ""That megahertz"" What did the woman get in response when she asked if his ears were okay? 100 watts"

"An old joke, regardless its still hilarious. A cheetah would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Would."

"Yeah, he jumped from 128,000 feet, but I fixed the shower today with a 4yo asking what i was doing 128,000 times.... Lets call it tie, ok?"

"My teacher was impressed with my mediocre computer programming project He gave me a C++!"

"That hot guy you see on the train every day with headphones on? Imagine....imagine if he was listening to a podcast. Not so hot now is he?"

"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman."