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Joke of the Day
"Jesus would be a great porn star. His second cumming is biblical in proportion."
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"What are snails trying to do? Their best"
"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"
"Q: What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in."
"I'm amazed they make so many cars without turn signals. Seems like that would be a requirement on a vehicle."
"What's up? The price of pussy. (My math teacher in high school use to say this one, he was cool.)"
"riding that line between i wish i didn't have to eat to live and food is the only thing that comforts me"
"If I got a dollar every time a girl said I wasn't her type, I'd be her type."
"A woman is late to a fight. She takes a seat next to several men. ""How many cocks have been beaten?"" she asks. ""None, until now,"" says a man with a smile."
"want to hear a honest joke? barack obama"