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Joke of the Day

"I'm amazed they make so many cars without turn signals. Seems like that would be a requirement on a vehicle."

"why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there these days."

"We found out today how many people it takes to hold me down for a flu shot."

"I'd try to commit suicide, But I'd probably fail like the rest of my life."

"I like to make a sandwich with just cucumbers and pickles... I call it the Before and After"

"What do you call a mix Mexican-Jamaican rock climber? A caribeaner."

"China's stock market is down again We should have seen it coming. The red flags were everywhere."

"I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one. n6 am is too early."

"Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society? Their motto is ""be prepared"""

"Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu? Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?"