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Joke of the Day
"What do cannibal parents tell their kids when they become picky eaters? Eat the vegetables"
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"My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today. She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert"
"God doesn't normally poop, but when he does..... Holy shit."
"On a scale of 1-10 How old was Michael Jackson's boyfriend?"
"Father Rooney told us he figured out how to make his penis 12 inches Fold it in half."
"Meanwhile, in mid-2015 A Google Glass wearer and an Apple Watch wearer are arguing in a bar over who looks like a huger idiot."
"I don't Bolivia Peru-v it."
"I poured my root beer into a square cup Now I just have beer"
"My life was depressing and miserable but I turned that around, Now it's miserable and depressing."
"A black man walks into a bar... ...with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender exclaims, ""Wow! How exotic! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" Says the parrot."