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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Funny One Liner! If you don't have friends, just tell a woman that you love her and she says that we're just friends."

"Hey did you hear about the fire at the circuis? It was in'tents'"

"Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes."

"Boeing 787 The Boeing 787 Dreamliner has had so many leaks from the fuel and oils on board that they are re-naming it the Wet Dreamliner! C.H."

"What do you need when you're not doing well in your Advanced Placement U.S. History class? A Push"

"For the holidays I've decided to stop making puns... I'm sure yule appreciate it."

"Past, present and future walk into a bar... it was tense"

"There is this new awesome technology to do group chats... It's called ""put your damn phone away and join the conversation!"""

"What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini? I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage"