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"I for one... ... love Roman numerals."
"I've missed the last 50 years of ""Doctor Who."" Can somebody quickly catch me up?"
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"Steve was walking down the street, when he came across a police officer and was promptly arrested for indecent exposure"
"Doctor, doctor, there's a hairless military strategist on my head! Ah yes, looks like male Patton baldness."
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"[buying treadmill] Me: Can I try it out first? Salesperson: Sure Me: (pulls out laundry basket and hangs wet clothes on it) I like it."