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Joke of the Day

"A dyslexic man walks in to a bra..."

"How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!"

"The other day I ran into my Ex So I backed up and ran into her again."

"I don't like 2k+1. He's so odd."

"A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?"

"What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie? 's of the Carribean."

"Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."

"I lovingly caress my belly. ""You're expecting?"" a woman asks. I smile serenely. ""Just ate an amazing burrito,"" I tell her."

"A man was asked if he would rather have a new circular saw or a ladder... He chose the latter."

"[watching lion king] TIMON: hakuna matata ME: *whispering to date* that means no worries TIMON: it means no worries ME: see?"