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Joke of the Day
"People say you can't live without love... i think oxygen is more important"
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"I love being complimented on my parking skills! Someone even left a note on my windshield saying ""parking fine""."
"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People."
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !"
"My sister said she thought it would be cool to be a meme. I told her to run for president."
"Since I'm home alone tonight, I'm carrying around the biggest kitchen knife I could find. You know, to stab any murderers who come for me."
"What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria? Make way, children."
"At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates. *crosses off bucket list*"
"What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"You can learn a lot about a person just by watching them through binoculars 24 hours a day."