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Joke of the Day
"I Got Ebola :D Ebola icecream!"
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"What's a redneck's favorite dating website? Ancestry.com"
"You hear Steve Sarkisian actually wanted to be a lawyer? He couldn't pass the bar"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !"
"What do you call an Elf that sings? A wrapper! Merry Christmas. I hope you got what you wished for. ( )"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But don't ask me how they got in there."
"I hope Elon Musk never gets in a scandal Because Elongate would be really drawn out."
"What's the difference between Hillary's staff and Bill's staff? Bill's staff waited until after the election to suck."
"What's the bet part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them!"
"What does Getting Stoned and GETTING Stoned have in common? both fuck you up..."