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Joke of the Day

"[buying treadmill] Me: Can I try it out first? Salesperson: Sure Me: (pulls out laundry basket and hangs wet clothes on it) I like it."

"What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college? Bison"

"I snort bits of pork when I'm hungry. I call them hamboogers."

"Why you don't ask grandma sex questions I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"Stephen Hawing running for president Just kidding.....he can't run"

"Our choices in U.S. presidential candidates. If nobody laughs, it would just be sad."

"John said: ""Come forth, and receive eternal salvation."" However, John came fifth and got a toaster."

"What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish."

"How many Suh Dude's does it take to change a lightbulb? None it's already lit fam suh"

"What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence? An udder disaster"