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Joke of the Day
"I recently quit my job at a wind farm... It turns out i'm not a big fan"
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"I've found that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... Until you try to flatter someone in a wheelchair."
"I got mugged last night! My assailants made off with everything from my shoes to my mood ring... I still don't know how I feel about that."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!! - Shorty"
"How does a penman make his living? He charges a calligra-fee of course!"
"One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, ""Samsung has had this feature for years""."
"Yo momma's so white... When she passes through a prism more prisms come out"
"100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk."
"Whenever someone mentions rat poison part of me imagines a tiny rodent cover band playing 80s power ballads."
"What happens when you give a cow marijuana? The ""steaks"" get higher"