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Joke of the Day
"I recently quit my job at a wind farm... It turns out i'm not a big fan"
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"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak."
"This one took me a while to get when I was a kid: Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."
"My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night... The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of ""munch-housing-syndrom"""
"Nice empty fish tank It'd be a shame if someone were to FILL IT WITH SNAKES! *the terrarium is invented*"
"A young boy goes to his father and says ""Dad, I think my gym teacher is gay"". His father says ""Why do think that?"" The boy responds ""Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."""
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine... Which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. /Jack Handy"
"What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli."
"Where do witches and wizards shop? Voldemart."
"Why does Hillary Clinton not give good blowjobs? Because her teeth are too fake and big"