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Joke of the Day
"Why does Hillary Clinton not give good blowjobs? Because her teeth are too fake and big"
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"I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't."
"""Boop"" - Zebra walking past a self service checkout."
"Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No I'm sick now."
"How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef? Gracias."
"I have really bad hearing & thought he said ""I love turds"" but he said ""nerds"" & now I don't know what to do with this shit in my underwear."
"Internet speeds would be a lot faster if it wasn't for all the bandwidth hogs watching their cats sleep by webcam."
"Girl, you be the British and I'll be Paul Revere.... I'll be riding and you'll be coming."
"Keep saying yellow and soon enough It'll sound like you're saying gullible."
"A man shot his wife Judge: Sir, why did you shoot your wife? Man: Well your honor, it was easier than shooting a different man every night."