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Joke of the Day
"What does a polite Southerner call a golden shower? Cuntrytime Lemonade"
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"Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid? He was told not to play with his food."
"Someone just suggested that I use Mapquest. I suggested that he use a rotary phone."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"
"Why were the German tomatoes drunk? Because they'd been on the vine."
"Why are all black people tall? Because they're negroes!"
"What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer? Finding out it's curable."
"Google. Filling the gaps in public education."
"What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves."
"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? Attire."