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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"

"Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one."

"The white Xbox One S was just announced. Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one."

"*a friend tells me their problems* me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?"

"Katie Price's first task in Celebrity.... Katie Price's first task in Celebrity Big Brother is to not get pregnant or married in the next three weeks."

"I came up with an original word yesterday... ...plagiarism."

"Me: SORRY I HAVE TO HANG UP I'M HEADING INTO A TUNNEL * hangs up land-line *"

"We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog."

"One thing I learned about sex. Before you do it, always, always, always make sure to.. ask. edit: not my joke. i forgot who i heard it from. english comedian."

"I live in a bizarre future where a featureless black slab suddenly starts glowing in order to inform me that the world likes my jokes"