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Joke of the Day

"A guy tells his friend a long sleeping joke, which his friend hates. ""That was a bed joke,"" said his listening friend."

"After you're done watching them, Netflix should let you exchange children."

"There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost."

"4 out of 5 dentists agree u should not be going to 5 diferent dentists. it is important to have one dentist who knows ur dental history"

"If you managed to figure out the code to someone else's luggage... Could you say you solved the case?"

"Did you know Jesus was gay? He was nailed by a bunch of guys."

"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave."

"How does an abortion doctor like his eggs? Scrambled."

"How many non-delivering OPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"Gays in the military ""If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn't take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon"" Adam Hills"