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Joke of the Day

"A guy tells his friend a long sleeping joke, which his friend hates. ""That was a bed joke,"" said his listening friend."

"Why did twoface go to the dentist? He dented his tooth"

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam"

"What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician? An Algo-rhythm."

"A slut's prayer: As I lay down with this creep, I pray he sticks it in real deep, If he comes before I do, I'll have to f*ck his best friend too."

"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."

"What's the worst question you can ask a blind date? ""So.. you seeing anyone?"""

"Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt? They have eruptile dysfunction"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because the cops are just gonna beat the walls for being black."

"90% of the contacts in my phone are useless"