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Joke of the Day
"What does a computer eat when it's hungry? Chips -- one byte at a time."
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"Q: What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk? A: Disney spells."
"Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore? There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot"
"What do ducks use to get high? Quack cocaine [Originally from Askreddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36u262/whats_the_best_joke_we_can_make_one_word_at_a_time/crh46r7)"
"Dear Apple: When I want to say ""fuck"" & ""shit"" I don't want to say ""duck"" & ""shot"". So duck the iPhone! Oh, shot!"
"What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos"
"98% of Facebook is women telling each other how great they look."
"[24hr news channel] news just in.. *director repeats himself into headset* news justin *justin just sits there* READ THE NEWS JUSTIN"
"Twentieth Century Fox should really consider updating their name."
"Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto? He was asking for directions for the ""k-k-k-mart."""