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Joke of the Day
"There's a lot of Arab new mothers lately This must be the new baby boom!"
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"Experiment: text your parents ""got 2 grams for $40"" then right after ""Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you"" Then tweet pic of their response."
"Stops rape every time Consent"
"Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."
"I would feel morally obligated to eat whatever I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."
"If Rand Paul ran for president and put Scott Walker on his ticket as running mate, their campaign would be Paul Walker 2016"
"""date night!"" = ""our relationship died a year ago!"""
"Happy Birthday Ray Rice! I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough."
"ME: (signing) What color are apples? BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors"
"I like my women like I like my soup... With most of the skin removed."