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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my soup... With most of the skin removed."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock or else !"
"Cw: you have a call holding M: put it in my voicemail Cw: he has a sexy Australian accent M: hiiii this is Jennifer"
"Eight mexicans drowned in the lake over the weekend. The newspaper headline was ""Ocho Sinko"""
"Why hunt for vampires when you can just open a tuxedo shop and have them come to you? Work smarter, not harder."
"TIL there is a nerve that runs from the tear duct to the anus. If you don't believe me, let me pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye."
"What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage? ""Let's knot."""
"It seems unfair that I'm bad with names but great at remembering every grotesque meaty neck I've ever had to wait behind at an airport."
"A man had an appointment at the sperm bank. He never came."
"If you message me with thanks, please include what you're thanking me for. I've been counting my money and sniffing my fingers all morning."