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Joke of the Day
"What's a sluts favourite drink? 7 Up in Cider"
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"Ill never try suicide again! Last time I almost killed myself"
"Birthdays can be really nice But I heard too many of them can kill you"
"What do you call a paedophile pirate? Aaarrrrrrr Kelly!!"
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 72 seconds, Poor bastard."
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!"
"A baker's gotta work- to put bread on the table."