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Joke of the Day
"Ill never try suicide again! Last time I almost killed myself"
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"What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables? Stephen Hawking."
"I was recently asked if I'd judge Mr. gay UK. I said ''It wouId be my pIeasure. It's against nature, against God, and he's going to heII.'' - Jimmy Carr"
"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"
"Lorena Bobbitt died :/ Car accident. Some dick cut her off."
"The new iPhone 6s Plus is going to be a smash hit. Yeah, I heard it's a HUGE 6S."
"Eng: you should wear the leather's jacket... Espan: ponte la chamarra de cuerro... Eng: so Leather died of the cold... Espan: y Cuerro murio de frio."
"Several toilets were stolen last night. Police say they have nothing to go on."
"My girlfriend told me she almost choked on her birth control this morning. It looks like it almost did it's job."
"People laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian well nobody is laughing now"