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Joke of the Day
"Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men? He thought they were a delivery service"
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"How does Donald Trump get the dishwasher going? He pushes Melania out of bed."
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"Life without women... would be a pain in the ass."
"When Germany won the World Cup, I did nazi that coming."
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"A chinese father tells his 7 year old son he's adopted His son replies: it's ok daddy I learned this in school already! 2 wongs don't make a white."
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"How do you make a cat go woof? Paraffin and matches."
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