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Joke of the Day

"How do you entertain a pussy? I don't know the answer but if you work up a sweat it's bound to come."

"A sure fire way to lose a afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says ""come on it will only take a half hour to fix"""

"ShermanFury @ShermanFury, so clever...."

"Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom? Force of Hobbit."

"I have erectile dysfunction, and I'm constipated. My doctor prescribed me Viagra and Ex-lax... Now I don't know if I'm coming or going!"

"No matter how bad things get, at least I have my fingers! I know I can always count on them."

"what's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean!"

"""I'm smart. Everyone else is stupid"" - everyone"

"I should make a gym that only accepts fat people I would get tons of business, tons"

"What do Baptists and cats have in common? You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it."