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Joke of the Day
"You know why Italians hate javohas witnesses? They dont like any witnesses."
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"The director of ""A Girl in the River"" went to high school with me in Karachi! She won an Oscar! This is not gonna help w my parents. #Oscars"
"Arabs are so rich..... They lit whole fkin hotel on fire to celebrate new year"
"What does a math mermaid wear? An algeabra...."
"my favorite perfume is really expensive so I keep buying the same issue of Vogue and rubbing the sample on me"
"Wanna hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism."
"I'd run a marathon but I don't know if I can handle the commitment. I mean a lifetime of telling every person you meet you ran a marathon?"
"johnny depp looks like the person who does hair and make up for johnny depp"
"What is a pirate's favorite class in school? Arrrrrrt class."
"My girlfriend just broke up with me, mainly because of my extreme Burger King addiction. So I said to her ""Fine, have it your way."""