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Joke of the Day
"Its not gay if its a three way The two other guys promised."
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"Best pick up line ever (video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCw5XThfsI"
"Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food? It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity"
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"The best thing to do on New Years Eve is set the microwave timer with the countdown so the first thing that happens that year is Pizza Rolls"
"Despite being a longtime single dude, I just *know* that legions of ladies want my body. I've got the figure of a Maxim cover girl."
"Got my hair done again. I'm so blonde now I can barely spell my last name."
"I was on the street This guy waved to me, he came up to me and said "" I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else"" And I said ""I am"""