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Joke of the Day

"Regarding the change of pm in Australia... Thought that it was abbot time it changed since it turn-ed blue for Tony ... I'll see myself out"

"Round metal object they throw at the olympics Discuss."

"I tried to read through Dante's Inferno once, but it was dry as hell."

"Girls and square roots have one thing in common... If they are under 13, do 'em in your head."

"What ""c word"" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any? Carpaltunnel"

"why did the native family starve? Somebody hid the welfare cheque in a work boot."

"What is worse than three kids in trash can? One kid in three trash cans"

"I probably shouldn't have done ecstasy before work but oh my god the HR lady feels sooooo nice"

"Mrs. Piggy Q. Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey? A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork."

"Knock, knock. Who's there?"