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"If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a Forbes list."
"What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? Drool."
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"How to capture an elephant step 1 dig a hole. step 2 fill the hole with ash. step 3 surround it with peas. step 4 when the elephant comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole!"
"My dad never loved me as a child. I can't blame him really. I wasn't born until he was an adult."
"How heavy is a dumpling? Wanton"