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Joke of the Day

"Interested in: ( ) men ( ) women (X) food"

"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"

"I had a really long dream last night that I was a muffler under a car. When I woke up this morning I was exhausted!"

"What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam."

"Karen, if you can see this, the tupperware didn't come with the lasagna. The tupperware wasn't a gift"

"The future is now An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon. He called it the boba FET."

"did you hear about the rock and roll fishmonger? they sell skate, mackerel and roe."

"Every time I hang out with my old roommate from college, we get drunk. I think he may have a drinking problem..."

"Chimney Whats the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney"

"What is a soccer player's favorite drink? Sham-pain."