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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks."
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"Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes but it doesn't really stand out."
"If you take an Asian man and spin him around 3 times... Does he become disoriented?"
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she is too big for B-shells"
"What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply? A final solution"
"Are you a magician?? Because you're making my penis levitate."
"Alcohol activates the ""we need to take pictures now!"" center of your brain."
"70 yr old boss: i have the body of a fit 30 yr old. Me: where? Buried in your rose garden?"
"The ocean isn't shark-infested. It's the ocean. That's where sharks live. We aren't supposed to be there. Humans infest the ocean."
"Nurse pops her head into the doctor's office..... Nurse: 'Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.' Doctor: 'Tell him I can't see him.'"