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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks."
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"""Did you hear? Grandpa got burnt the other day."" ""How badly?"" ""Well they don't fuck around at the crematorium."""
"[Dark humor/Offensive] The difference Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage."
"Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky? He looked a little blue"
"My daughter asked me to help her with her math homework so I had to sit her down and explain that breast implants are way easier than math."
"Ray Rice hitting his wife on the elevator... Was wrong on so many levels. And I'll show myself out."
"Where did ants originally come from? ant-arctica"
"Your porn name is your first pet and the street you grew up on? So my porn name is Glenn Beck? Fuck that shit!"
"Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs? Jason's Doner-Van"
"What is the wettest animal in the world? A Rain Deer."