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Joke of the Day
"What is the wettest animal in the world? A Rain Deer."
Next Joke
"I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you'd better do what I meant and not what I said."
"What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house? They're both used to store nuts."
"The Enola Gay Made rice crispies long before Kellogg's"
"My friend's bakery burned down last night. I think his business is toast."
"The Welsh are a very shy people They're really quite sheepish..."
"This banker I know has absolutely no friends... I think he's loanly"
"I got mugged by 6 dwarves... .... not Happy."
"Sexism Hurts Everyone I mean, I'm a sexist, and I can't get a girlfriend, so who the fuck is going to do my laundry?"
"How did the duck become a junkie? He was addicted to quack."