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Joke of the Day

"Where did ants originally come from? ant-arctica"

"Pretty ugly Sometimes you're pretty, sometimes you're ugly but most of the time you're pretty ugly."

"What's the hardest part of a gardener's job? Getting to the root of the problem."

"Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you."

"I'm gonna get a tattoo of me getting a tattoo of me getting a tattoo. Inkception."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans."

"Two gerbils....(NSFW) ...are walking down the street and come up to a gay bar. One turns to his friend and asks. >Wanna go inside and get shit faced? Lemmiwinks is your clue."

"What do you call a person who never passes gas in public? A *private tutor*"

"Why is the alcoholic law student sad? Because he couldn't pass the bar."